Bettman and Medvedev: The Clandestine Italian Dinner
August 18th, 2008
"Ehhh, what's up unresolvable international labor conflict?"
Under a shroud of great secrecy, Gary Bettman met with KHL czar (see what I did there?) Alexander Medvedev to discuss a possible resolution to this whole “a-KHL-team-signed-Alexander-Radulov-while-he-was-still-under-contract-with-an-NHL-team-and-ain’t-that-a-bitch” situation. Try and guess how squared away the situation is now.
“I would say it’s fair to say that no progress was made on the Radulov situation,’’ Daly said.
Sounds about right.
Of course, back in Mother Russia, Radulov is trumpeting the pro-Russian cause with a gun at his back.
“(The) NHL for 15 years brought young players from Europe, first and foremost from Russia,’’ Radulov said, according to russianprospects.com. “I think that it is time to end this. Simply put: time to stop robbing us!’’
I understand how good Radulov is and I understand what a bad precedent this is to set, but neither side is going to budge on this, so let’s just call the assembled lawyer-armies off.
“He was under contract with us,” the NHL goons will shout.
“Yeah but we didn’t have a transfer agreement,” the KHL suits will counter.
And on and on.
The only chance Bettman has to counter this is a duck season/rabbit season-type Bugs Bunny switcheroo. This plan could also involve Bettman dressing up as “Gabriella Bettman” and seducing Medvedev into shooting himself in the face with a shotgun in such a way that the lower half of his face will be on the wrong side of his head.



