Good night: OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST

The Lead
Calgary lost 6-5 in overtime. They led 5-0 nine minutes into the game.
There are no words to adequately express my rage.
Elsewhere…
Colorado 4, Boston 3
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE STUPID TEAMS
Los Angeles 2, New York Islanders 1
OH THE KINGS ALMOST BLEW A TWO-GOAL LEAD IMAGINE HOW TERRIBLE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN
New York Rangers 7, Toronto 2
I WILL TRADE EVEYRONE ON THE FLAMES FOR VESA TOSKALA I REALLY WILL
New Jersey 3, Washington 2 (SO)
WASHINGTON LED 2-0 BUT LOST IN A SHOOTOUT I BET THEIR FANS ARE REASONABLY UPSET HOW AWFUL FOR THEM
Tampa Bay 3, Florida 2
IMAGINE IF CALGARY PLAYED IN A GARBAGE CONFERENCE LIKE THE EAST AND HOW HAPPY I WOULD BE
Pittsburgh 4, Ottawa 1
OH AT LEAST ALL THE OTHER CANADIAN TEAMS ARE TERRIBLE AS WELL
Edmonton 6, Nashville 1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH /THROWS COMPUTER
SAN JOSE SOMETHING, PHOENIX SOMETHING ELSE
I DID NOT CARE TO WAIT FOR THE RESULT OF THIS GAME SUFFICE IT TO SAY I HOPE BOTH TEAMS ARE CONTRACTED TOMORROW SO CALGARY DOESN’T FINISH 15TH IN THE WEST GOD DAMN IT
October 12th, 2009 at 11:46 pm
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5 zip and you lose on OT, hahahahah and I thought the Oil were the choke artists, it will be hard to take that title away from the Burntout Flames, HAHAHAHAHHA
October 13th, 2009 at 12:12 am
Ha ha,
Thanks for preparing me for upcoming nights that all fans will experience this year.
Your team is good this year. Better nights are to come. Hopefully, not at the Canucks expense.
October 13th, 2009 at 1:02 am
Man, I’m not surprised Nashville lost, I think they did quite well for playing two teams at once.
October 13th, 2009 at 1:04 am
i fixed it and now you just look like a maniac
October 13th, 2009 at 1:16 am
Phaneuf is uh… something else!
October 13th, 2009 at 2:03 am
The best part was when the Flames lost.
October 13th, 2009 at 2:24 am
I know it’s not polite to rub others’ faces in it after a big win, so I’ll just say I’m obviously very happy about the Blackhawks winning. I will also say that your rage was very artfully constructed here, and made for an entertaining read.
October 13th, 2009 at 4:13 am
This is my favorite post ever.
October 13th, 2009 at 10:49 am
UPDATE
Phoenix 1 - San Jose 0 (SO)
October 13th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
Spectacular post
October 13th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
i am impressed with your ability to shoot yourself in the head after hanging yourself.
you are a mighty fine…suicider…is that right?
October 14th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
That game sucked for me. I put on my Iggy jersey tee, got weird looks from my Sabres-loving friends, and went from 2010 WC CHAMPS JUST WATCH WOOOOO to YOU GOTTA BE GODDAMNED KIDDING ME.