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    2009-10 Western Conference preview: Further haiku

    Konnichiwa again.

    Partly because I have recently taken a shine to Japanese poetry and theatre (what?), and partly because it will be much, much easier and quicker this way, I have decided to preview the season for each conference in the ancient art of haiku. All teams will be covered in the order in which I believe they’ll finish. Yes, these are meant to take some thought.

    dark-haired aggressors
    blood mingles with their war paint
    lo! their savage grins

    primordial fear
    the deep their briny palace
    a feast ‘neath the waves

    the supple earth charred
    scythe of the great leveler
    Kagutsuchi’s light

    their skill yet unmatched
    fading heroes, standards borne
    sanguine mail ragged

    Northwestern keepers!
    a nation’s pride rests in you
    defend its ideals

    the mighty river
    songs of sorrow washed away
    fresh currents bring joy

    again you grow tall,
    deciduous sentinels.
    no man holds sway here

    a pack prowls the night
    their hunt a success, feeding
    now sated they howl

    a calm appearance
    submerged fury betrayed!
    they paddle nowhere

    winter’s brutish truth
    bitter wind tears through pretense
    tattered cloaks, dreams dashed

    eyes in the tall grass
    for years they waited to pounce
    their chance never came

    their plans in ruin
    a fiendish court’s young victims
    slumping in great thrones

    fast news travels slow
    the inky void’s brilliant dots!
    this light is long-dead

    crude imagining;
    a fate black as its namesake
    unhappy tundra

    once they rumbled down
    softly alighting today
    the sky’s pallid tears

    Arigato.

    5 Responses to “2009-10 Western Conference preview: Further haiku”

    1. Kelly Says:

      Is that the Hawks at #1?? Wow, someone’s balsy.

    2. Andrew Says:

      Is that sarcasm?

    3. jacob Says:

      Here is my interpretation:

      1 - Chicago
      2 - Sanjose
      3 - Calgary
      4 - Detroit
      5 - Vancouver
      6 - St.louis
      7 - Anaheim
      8 - Pheonix
      9 - Minesota
      10 - Columbus
      11 - nashville
      12 - Los Angeles
      13 - Dallas
      14 - Edmonton
      15 - Colorado

      Am I close?

    4. Goalie CK Says:

      Holy shite. It got dusty in here when I read from bottom up and realized that you had the Yotes at 8. OWWWW!!!

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