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    2009-10 Eastern Conference preview: A tale in haiku

    Konnichiwa.

    Partly because I have recently taken a shine to Japanese poetry and theatre (what?), and partly because it will be much, much easier and quicker this way, I have decided to preview the season for each conference in the ancient art of haiku. All teams will be covered in the order in which I believe they’ll finish. Yes, these are meant to take some thought.

    icy climes their home
    flightless birds reign once again!
    soaring over all

    ursidaeic lords
    claws lethal, defenses strong
    a young prince not missed

    seat of southern might
    assassin’s blade yields glory
    as sakura grin

    crown’d heads of Yomi
    fortified against attacks
    stalwart soldiers sing

    hardy men take flight
    an ingenious confluence,
    cruel and agile both

    empire’s achievement!
    greatness close enough to touch
    reach falls sadly short

    tempest swirls slower
    detrimental commitments;
    a morose drizzle

    fallen leaves trod on
    crunched underfoot, forgotten
    spring’s blooms in autumn

    northern denizens
    their royal mount abandon’d.
    yet still there is hope

    age of discontent
    a blue land’s slow progresses
    next year, a harvest

    the thundering herd
    its ranks thinned and endangered
    whither their sanctum?

    grown cats though they are,
    bereft of both claw and tooth
    playful kittens mew

    thunder rolls like drums
    a hard rain pounds the rooftops
    mute Futsunushi

    old man casts his net
    a fruitless apprentice yawns
    intolerant seas

    legislators’ woe!
    the harsh winter wind like knives
    scars last a lifetime

    Arigato.

    6 Responses to “2009-10 Eastern Conference preview: A tale in haiku”

    1. neoaxd Says:

      This is incredibly awesome.
      Had to use an elimination process to get them all, but it was worth it.

    2. Cornelius Hardenbergh Says:

      Eat Shit, Don Draper.

    3. BeeFinn Says:

      very cool…loved the Flyers and isles haikus best

    4. Samuel Says:

      which one is montreal?
      you should include a list underneath, very impressive though.

    5. wingz phan Says:

      now do the Western Conference in the form of a full Noh drama

    6. wingz phan Says:

      or Bunraku, that would be way better actually

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