Krys Barch’s first job seems interesting
I was watching this fight between Zach Stortini and Krys Barch from yesterday’s Stars/Oilers game, and it wasn’t bad. Never mind the post-Thanksgiving miracle that is Stortini not trying to bearhug his opponent to death like King Kong Bundy.
What makes it an all-time classic is the line the announcers get out right as the fight ends. In explaining that Barch’s job — sticking up for teammates who are more or less indefensible — was one of the toughest in sports, the color commentator says, “Krys Barch’s first job was working something called ‘the anus vaccuum’ on the killfloor of a slaughterhouse.’”
I don’t think I even want to know what that means, but one suspects David Frost is involved in some way.
By the way, Krys Barch is to be known as The Anus Vacuum henceforth, obviously.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Barch is a hard working stand up guy and”color commentator” as you so vaguely referred was Emmy award winning Daryl “Razor” Reaugh. but i guess any moron with a computer gets thier say on the world wide waste these days. IMO this whole website should be filed under hilarity.
December 1st, 2008 at 10:45 pm
eh i don’t watch the stars. a thousand apologies.
December 2nd, 2008 at 12:55 am
Also - any moron can surf the “world wide waste” and offer their worthless comments it seems.