The first batch of Curtis Sanford’s mask suggestions is in
A few weeks ago, the Canucks announced a contest to design backup goalie Curtis Sanford’s new mask.
And now the first batch is available for the public to view. There are some doozies.
First is this one, which recalls great Canucks goaltenders of the past, like Dan Cloutier:

Then there’s this, which.. I don’t know. It’s something.

This next one didn’t actually make the contest, but HPL over at Something Awful cooked up possibly the best mask for a Canucks’ backup ever.

My favorite, though, is this one, submitted by “Bobby.” I have so many questions about it. First, what’s with the flames at the top? Second, is that eagle holding a branch that isn’t attached to a tree, or a miscolored and genetically mutated salmon? Third, will the mask itself have to be done in colored pencil? Finally, and most importantly, what is that lumberjack doing to that bear?

I am officially BEGGING Curtis Sanford to select this last one. It’s perfect in every way.