Dany Heatley is coming out with a book this December, according to amazon.com.
According to the cover, it is tentatively titled “Dominant Dany Heately,” which would be a bad enough title if they hadn’t spelled his last name wrong.
Apparently the editor has rejected a list of promotional slogans for the book, but Two-Line Pass has gotten hold of a few:
“It’s okay to READ and drive!”
“Crossing blue lines, and double-yellows, at breakneck speed.”
“Skating on all charges.”
“Leave off the extra N for ‘never winning a Stanley Cup!’”
Eh, I got nothin’.