NHL09 demo review: Yes, it’s really as good as the hype

Wed September 3, 2008
Better late than never. This game is going to be awesome.

Better late than never. This game is going to be awesome.

Remember how much I hated the NHL2k9 demo on XBOX360? That’s how much I love NHL09’s.

Right from the start, everything’s just nicer. There’s a skill stick tutorial (helpful to new players, a helpful reminder to old ones) that teaches how to shoot and play a little defense, then you go right to the menu where EA presents the player with actual options (a novel concept in sport game demos).

You can choose between a regular ol’ game or a game in the new Be A Pro mode. Being the adventurous fella I am, I took a whack at BAP mode as a young man run by the name of Sid Crosby. The first thing I noticed about the game is that it’s a little slower than last year’s game, and that’s a good thing. At times last year, especially when the opponents got the puck to the perimeter, that thing would move D-to-D at 175 miles an hour and leave you no chance to intercept it whatsoever. With this, it’s a lot easier to jump up if you read the pass properly, and intercept it for a breakaway. The game, though, usually sees that coming. In general, things just seemed more fluid and realistic, although I did score on a hard wrister from the left on the game’s first shift. Iffy goal and certainly not a Crosby trademark, but y’know, weird goals happen in hockey, and at least this one didn’t go through Osgood’s chest.

Once we got back on D, though, was when I really felt like the game got itself together most impressively. It’s still as tough as ever to dispossess a strong team like the Red Wings from the puck, but the hitting isn’t as lock-on-from-long-distance as it was the last two years (and anyone who lined up a guy from 50 feet away and flew to him like metal shavings to a magnet can tell you that was no fun). Hitting still isn’t hard, but it’s not easy any more either. In addition, the “Poke Check” button is no longer another name for the “Take a Tripping Penalty” button. Crosby was actually poking the puck off people’s sticks like a real NHLer would, and a few times, he even got his stick into a passing lane and deflected the puck out of the zone by doing it. Nik Lidstrom, not surprisingly, can turn away even the best odd-man rushes.

Also, the puck is much more apt to pop off your blade if you make contact with another skater on either team, which is more realistic than only having defenders be able to do it, as in NHL08.

The new big-time button, of course, is “Stick Lift,” and for those who were just getting torched in NHL08 by passes that were way too close to their defenders to be physically possible, rest assured that this button takes away that problem. Passes too close to Lidstrom or Bryan Rafalski get dealt with, rather than becoming scoring opportunities out of nowhere.

The whole thing is just so fluid, and even a little moreso in the regular games (of which I fear I’ll play very little). The puck never seems to get stuck on the side of the net, unable to be handled by anyone while time runs off the clock. Absolutely huge change for me. That may not be a big deal to you the reader, but it happens to me a lot because, like Joe Thornton, that’s my office.

There were, however, some negatives.

First and most obvious is that the camera in BAP mode needs some work. It follows too far at times, too close at others. It also seems to swing around wildly when the puck goes the other way on the attack. I’d prefer it if it were like FIFA 08’s camera where the camera stayed fairly close to the player and, if the ball went out of frame, there was merely an arrow pointing to where it was, as well as a map of the pitch to show what was happening out of my immediate view. I understand hockey’s a different sport, but I think this something from which the NHL09 team could have been borrowed a bit better.

Second, and this is really nit-picky but it happened last year as well, goalies seem too eager to not cover the puck for a draw. Instead, they shovel it off to a defender, regardless of his proximity to the nearest opponent. It results in too many turnovers that almost never happen in the NHL and it should have been fixed.

Finally, the slowness of the game certainly adds realism, but some players, like Henrik Zetterberg, are much slower than they are in real life. In my second BAP game, I played as Hank and forced a turnover with a well-timed stick lift (sure to be the bane of any online player’s existence in a few weeks), and went flying through the neutral zone. Except I didn’t. Hank was going at full speed, but people were getting back to him, and I was finally knocked off the puck by Sergei Gonchar. That was fairly upsetting.

Overall, though, this was a phenomenal demo and I’m only more excited (how is that possible?) for the release. Download this immediately then pre-order the game. It’s that good.


NHL should go way too far out of its way to honor slightly-above-average players

Wed September 3, 2008
Mustache Hall of Famer, maybe.

Mustache Hall of Famer, maybe.

Local columnists are always hilarious.

Whether they’re touting their No. 2 right wing who has 50 points as league MVP because he “works hard” or bemoaning that Mats Sundin doesn’t want to play in (insert city Mats Sundin would never want to play in), their homeriffic views are always good for a chuckle.

And as far as stultifying homerism goes, no one’s better than the Edmonton media. That’s why the Edmonton Journal’s Jim Matheson’s idea that the entire league should take the night off when GLENN FREAKING ANDERSON’S goes into the Hall of Fame is so adorable.

The NHL keeps insisting it will do the right thing and not schedule any games on Hockey Hall of Fame induction day in Toronto in November.

But it’s all lip service.

Last year, the league had five games on tap, including the Pittsburgh Penguins playing on the night Ron Francis, one of their storied players, was inducted into the Hall.

This year, on Glenn Anderson’s big night — Nov. 10 — the Edmonton Oilers are in New York to face the Rangers.

The Oilers and the Rangers are the only two teams Anderson won Stanley Cups with (five in Edmonton, one with the Rangers).

Why can’t the league go dark on the night they honour their greatest players?

Because Glenn Anderson is not one of the league’s greatest players. Less than a point a game as a right wing on THOSE Edmonton and Ranger teams? The gall it takes to compare him to Ron Francis, who had almost 1800 career points (699 more than Anderson) with so-so help around him much of the time, is incredible.

Now, allow me to play devil’s advocate for the Hall of Fame and the NHL here. There are only two games on the schedule that night, the aforementioned Oiler-Ranger tilt, and a sure-to-be-scintillating Lightning-Caps game on Versus. Now, would it maybe make sense for the Versus game to be changed to the Oiler-Ranger meeting in New York? Sure, why not? But should the league, who can’t draw viewers to Versus, give up its one nationally televised game of the week for the benefit GLENN ANDERSON? Be sure to let the Caps and Lightning fans know that their game won’t be on TV because of a second-liner on the 1986 Oilers.

And just in case you think this is another anti-Oiler rant, Igor Larionov going into the Hall stinks from a North American standpoint, but he at least scored 434 points in Russia before the iron curtain fell.


Carey Price now leaner, No. 1 starterier

Tue September 2, 2008

Now that the Canadiens have gotten rid of Cristobal Huet, it’s Carey Price’s show up in Montreal for the next several years (that is, until the press and fans alike show up at his door with pitchforks and torches a la Jose Theodore. Halak’s the future!).

But when Price showed up at a Montreal golf tournament looking like this:

Hey now!

Hey now!

People were pretty amazed.

Turns out, Price has dropped between 20 and 25 pounds from his robust weight of last season (226!?) and is now down to an ideal playing weight. While it may make him a little smaller in net, and boy did he look big last year, no amount of padding can’t be added to correct that problem.

This Canadiens team is leaner. Goalie Carey Price, having learned  the evil of chocolate bars at midnight, says he’s lost 20-25 pounds since the spring.

“When you’re packin’ an extra 20 pounds, it’s kinda hard to get  around,” said Price, eager for his sophomore season.

Price also told the Canadian Press he felt tired from playing two straight years, neglecting to mention that he was also walking around with the equivalent of a fat baby on his back.

Similarly, Habs forward Alex Kovalev has also dropped 12 pounds. Why do I get the feeling that, with Georges Laraque coming in this year, the team wanted to save money on catering for the other players?

“With Georges, I think everybody gained a little bit of weight,” said rugged forward Steve Bégin, who is used to skating over or through the opposition.


Todd Bertuzzi is the only person in Calgary that owns a Todd Bertuzzi jersey

Mon September 1, 2008
How can you not love this man?

How can you not love this man?

Remember a little while ago when the Flames first signed Todd Bertuzzi, and everyone in the organization went into full damage control mode because the entire city of Calgary was ready to become Oiler fans?

At the time, Flames fans were overwhelmingly against the move, with 54 percent on the Flames’ diehard message board saying it was bad but tolerable, and another seven percent saying they would be boycotting the team until Bertuzzi was out of town. Not even Bertuzzi bringing his adorable son to the meet-the-media presser and refusing to talk about his past, err, indiscretions seem to have dampened Cowtown’s intense dislike for the former Canuck.

It was thought, though, that the furor might die down a bit as time went on.

According to the Calgary Sun, it hasn’t, at all.

The Flames sparked a firestorm of publicity when they signed forward Todd Bertuzzi this summer, but the buzz hasn’t ignited sales of No. 7 jerseys.

At the Sunridge Mall Jersey City, a replica is draped over a mannequin, but not many shoppers are taking notice and sales have been slow so far, said Kris Singleton, a staffer at the store.

“I think we’ve sold one so far,” he said, noting the Bertuzzi jerseys have only been in stock for about week.

That’s enthusiasm.

I’m sure, as the article states, that a few reasons go into the fact that they’ve sold just one (that to an immediate Bertuzzi family member, one assumes). He’s on a one-year contract, first of all. He’s also kind of got to prove himself to Calgary fans as a changed man, in a way.

What this actually is: a non-story. It’s the crummier of the Calgary papers, the one with the blowhard writers (Eric Francis, this means you) and an awful reputation for rumor mongering trying to dredge up a “grrr Bertuzzi” story that will surely have the thicker-skulled Calgary fans angrily shaking their fists and breathing heavily.

What this story isn’t: meaningful. The Sun, for some reason, is trying to run Bertuzzi out of town on a rail, presumably because he won’t talk about the whole Steve Moore thing.

Still, only one jersey? That’s rough.


The Two-Line Pass 2008-09 NHL season preview: The New York Islanders

Mon September 1, 2008
At least theres one reason to watch the Islanders.

At least there's one reason to watch the Islanders. (Nice shoes, Comrie)

We’re now something like 36 days out from the start of the NHL season so I figure this is as good a time as any to start doing the season previews. This is mainly for two reasons: 1) I am lazy and there’s no way I’ll do one of these every day, and 2) This is early enough that if I just stop doing them entirely you’ll have forgotten by October anyway. Oh and I guess also to show off my near-infinite knowledge of the National Hockey League. I’ll be previewing the teams in reverse order of finish in the 2007-08 season. Please note, though, that this is the opinion of one man, however smart and handsome he may be.

New York Islanders, you’re on the clock.

Funny, isn’t it, how a team with this kind of money and this kind of history can be so blitheringly bad.

I mean, the New York Islanders organization is a positively dreadful one. A quick swing by the Isles’ wikipedia page yields the most hilariously understated subheading: “1995-2000: Management issues.” Yeah, you could say that. Since about that time, the Islanders have traded away more high-quality players (Roberto Luongo, Zdeno Chara, Bryan McCabe, Todd Bertuzzi, Olli Jokinen, the pick that became Jason Spezza, Tim Connolly, Taylor Pyatt, etc. etc.) for very little in the way of good return. They also drafted Rick DiPietro, 15-year man though he is, ahead of Dany Heatley and Marian Gaborik.

It’s difficult to imagine where this team would be today were it not for the hideous mismanagement that has plagued the franchise since the mid-1990s and still maintain the ability to understand why it has any fans left at all. After making the playoffs in four of the previous five years, the Islanders finished dead last in the Atlantic division last season and 25th in the NHL.

This is a team that hasn’t won the division since 1987-88, and hasn’t advanced out of the first round of the playoffs since 1992-93. Its first-round picks have been largely so-so the last 10 years, and still, only four remain with the team (2000’s first overall pick DiPietro, 2002’s 22nd pick Sean Bergenheim, 2007’s seventh pick Kyle Okposo, and 2008’s ninth pick Josh Bailey). The rest were traded for parts that include a quarter-season of Ryan Smyth, AHLer Ben Walter, Mike Peca, and Janne Niinimaa.

The sad part is, things are going to be appreciably worse this year.

A capable new coach has arrived in former Providence Bruins boss Scott Gordon, but this is a team with a serious, serious identity crisis that not even a good coach and better guy like Gordon is going to be able to sort out any time soon. It doesn’t know whether it wants a team of veterans (nine players are over 30, and three of those are 37-year-old forwards) or a team of kids with which to begin rebuilding (only seven are under 27). That’s a fine mix and strategy if you, say, have any chance whatsoever of making the playoffs, or have any real star players in their late 20s and early 30s. But the Islanders don’t have that at all. Their top-paid players as far as cap hit are Bill Guerin ($4.5 million at 37), Rick DiPietro ($4.5 million at 26), Doug Weight ($4.3 million at 37), Mark Streit ($4.1 million at 30), and Mike Comrie ($4 million at 27). Does that seem insane to anyone else?

Granted, most of those guys are gone after this season, but they should be gone right now. Doug Weight was a poor signing from Garth Snow (there has yet to be any other kind) and Mark Streit is a hell of a gamble at $4.1 million per over the next five years. A whopping 34 of his 62 points last season came on the top-ranked Montreal power play, and though he wasn’t getting those points despite being bad, he also benefitted tremendously from playing alongside Tomas Plekanec and Alex Kovalev when the Habs were a man up.

At the other end of the spectrum, some kids will be leaned on very heavily. Okposo, the aforementioned 2007 first-round pick that the Isles violently signed from the University of Minnesota midway through last season, scored five points in his nine games up with the Isles and 28 more in 35 down in the AHL. They’re going to look for more of the same output from him. Another promising thing to which Islander fans to look forward, of course, is the young but very impressive blue line pairing of Chris Campoli and Bruno Gervais. Both are very mobile, and wise beyond their years (though at just 23, each has parts of three years’ experience). The problem is that both are also very injury prone. Campoli has missed 66 games over the last two years, but still put up impressive numbers when he was healthy. Gervais has missed 55. Ditto on the numbers.

What the Isles really need to do is blow it up as soon as the season looks lost (I’m thinking that’ll be around Oct. 8 ) and let the kids get their minutes without those pesky 37-year-olds hanging about and trying to tell them about the good ol’ days when skates cost a Loonie. Snow should get whatever he can and start laying the foundation for the team that might eventually make the playoffs again. Pity he won’t have the job when it does.

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Andrew Ference and Jarome Iginla: Incorrigible troublemakers

Mon September 1, 2008

Dion Phaneuf and Milan Lucic are two of the most exciting young players in the game, and both are known for their physical play.

So with Phaneuf’s Calgary Flames and Lucic’s Boston Bruins set to meet on October 30, there was a chance there could be a confrontation. Now though, if Andrew Ference and Jarome Iginla, newborn Don Kings of the NHL, have any say, there definitely will.

Said Ference, an ex-Flame and good buddy of Jarome’s:

“(Iginla) watches a lot of hockey, so he knows about Milan. We said we’re going to set up a Lucic-Phaneuf fight. When we go to Calgary, Jarome said he’s going to do his part to get Dion all fired up. We’ll get Looch the same way. No problem.”

Not that either needs too much prodding to lay someone out or drop the gloves, but this could be a slugfest. My money’s on Lucic though. That kid’s a gamer.

See?


Calgary Flames still look low-rent

Mon September 1, 2008
No, hold the antenna right there. Either Iginla just scored or Phaneufs leg fell off.

No, hold the antenna right there. Either Iginla just scored or Phaneuf's leg fell off.

For the last billion years or so, it’s been pretty bad being a fan of a small-market team. This is particularly true in Canada.

For the three western Canadian teams, some games are chosen to be broadcast on pay per view for something like $12 a pop, and some games are not broadcast at all. There have been several Calgary Flames games that I’ve missed over the past few years when they’re not on Center Ice because no one’s broadcasting them. Fans of the Oilers and Canucks have had similar problems.

This year, though, it’s just Calgary that comes out looking pathetic. The Canucks and Oilers are both broadcasting all of their games — yes, some still on pay per view — while Calgary might not. Between the CBC, TSN and Sportsnet, all but 12 games will be covered on free TV (which is a pathetic thing to say just months away from 2009). If you’re an out of market fan and ponied up the well-worth-it $159 bucks, it’s not so bad because you might miss one game here or there over the course of the season against your favorite team, usually mid-week and against a bad opponent. But if you live in Calgary, you’re boned. It’s roughly $150 bucks to watch 12 games against bad teams, and the production values are typically atrocious.

Worse than that for Flames fans? Unlike the Canucks and some Oilers PPV games, Calgary games aren’t broadcast in HD. Over on Calgarypuck, the same frustrations come up year after year, and Flames fans really seem to be tiring of the same old song and dance now. The Flames are right to point out that broadcasting in HD costs about double, but it’s still pretty tough to swallow for any fan who’s shelling out money to watch an F’ing hockey game on TV in their homes.

Says “Incinerator” (perhaps not his real name):

Holding your customers hostage (either buy the crappy version or do without at all) is not how you win fans over.

Calgary doesn’t necessarily need to win fans over, though. The Flames sold more seats on a percentage basis than any other team in the league by a pretty decent margin, and people love the team so much that they’ll do anything to watch them.

The Flames know it’s an issue as much as the fans do, but given the market size, there’s no way to really fix this any time soon. It’s kind of sad that any NHL team has to suffer this type of indignity. No way this is a problem in the NBA or Major League Baseball.


Kings go out of their way to piss off KHL, start war

Mon September 1, 2008
Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious.

Based on the findings of the report, my conclusion was that this idea was not a practical deterrent for reasons which at this moment must be all too obvious.

Lately, the situation between the KHL and NHL has been a bit tense.

The armies of general managers, agents, league officials and lawyers have been holed up in their Cold War-era situation rooms for the weeks following the KHL’s July 15 moratorium on signing players under NHL contracts. The begrudging “respect” was borne of the mutually-assured destruction that would take place were one side to openly attack the other.

What the Kings just did is the equivalent of dropping a neutron bomb on Leningrad, then sent a teletype to Kruschev making light of his mother’s weight problem, indicating that, were she to sit around the Kremlin, she would sit AROUND the Kremlin.

It’s on now (click for moon language-y goodness, but good on the Ruskies for using WordPress).

“The Continental Hockey League strictly adhered to the unilaterally declared moratorium on signing players who had existing contracts with the National Hockey League clubs. The NHL violated the earlier agreement in Zurich on August 28 and formally announced the signing of contracts by the Los Angeles Kings club with players Andrei Loktionovym and Vyacheslav Voynovym. These players have existing contracts with KHL clubs “Lokomotiv” (Yaroslavl) and “Tractor” (Chelyabinsk), respectively.

“In connection with this, the KHL considers itself free from any obligations to comply with the previously announced moratorium on transferring players. On September 6 at the headquarters of the International Hockey Federation in Zurich, there will be a meeting on this topic, after which the Continental Hockey League will determine further action regarding the National Hockey League.”

Whether or not their KHL contracts were actually valid is a point I’m sure the Kings would deny profusely, but regardless, why pry open this can of worms right now? It’s not as though the Kings didn’t retain their rights, and it’s not as though these kids are likely to make the big club this year. Lombardi had previously said they’re open to playing in North America regardless of it being the NHL or in juniors, and certainly they wanted to get them signed before they put pen to paper on a long-term KHL deal, but I would have to think someone at the NHL’s head office would say to Dean Lombardi (and I’m sure he consulted them on this), “Uhh, Dean, this seems like a pretty bad idea right now.”

Who’s to say that a transfer agreement of some kind couldn’t have been reached before next year’s draft? Who’s to say these kids would have signed a KHL contract for five years and a lot more than the Kings can give them, as is Lombardi’s fear? If they’re so committed to North America, then getting them to sign at any point would have been simple enough.

I understand that this might all be posturing from KHL officials like the Filatov situation. The NHL says Russian Super League contracts never carried over to the KHL, the KHL says they did. That’s for the IIHF to decide.

But why would Lombardi stir the pot to begin with? There’s nothing to be gained by this aside from two mid-level prospects. Doesn’t seem worth it to me.


Ducks might make a run at… wait, this says Shanny. Really? Okay.

Mon September 1, 2008
I got interest from WHO?

"I got interest from WHO?"

Brendan Shanahan, who’s 39 but scored 23 goals last year for the Rangers, is still without a contract. No shock there. He’s 39.

But what is shocking is that teams seem to be lining up around the block for him. The list, according to noted bastion of journalistic excellence Sportsnet, includes five teams.

The most interesting of which might be the opportunity for the 39-year-old winger to move west and join the Ducks. It is believed that Anaheim general manager Brian Burke reached out last week to Shanahan, the Rangers’ third-leading goal-scorer with 23 last season behind 25-goal-scoring co-leaders Jaromir Jagr and Chris Drury.

This, of course, ignores the Ducks’ salary situation, which is already $3.24 million over the cap, and that’s not counting Teemu Selanne’s salary. Shanahan, who’s 39, had a cap number of $5.3 million last year (actual salary of $2.5 million), and any pay cut he would take to play in Anaheim would be, um, substantial. I’m really not sure why Burke thinks he needs Brendan Shanahan, who by the way is 39, of all people to score goals for him either.

For the record, Philly is still over the cap, and both the Rangers and Devils are within $715,000 and $1.3 million of it, respectively. So those possibilities make all the sense in the world as well.

Shanahan, 39, and I agree upon who can we blame for all this, though. You guessed it!

“I don’t know if everything is on hold because of Mats [Sundin],” Shanahan said. “It seems like his situation has frozen teams around the league.”


Meszaros signs offer sheet, speculation abounds

Thu August 28, 2008
Uh ohs.

Uh ohs.

Adam Proteau of the Hockey News says Sens defenseman Andrej Meszaros has signed an offer sheet with an unidentified team just two days after TSN said he and the Senators were “not close” to a new deal.

Hours after Ottawa GM Bryan Murray held a news conference to announce the team was at a contractual impasse with restricted free agent defenseman Andrej Meszaros, The Hockey News has learned from an NHL source that Meszaros has agreed to a multi-year offer sheet with an average salary in excess of $5 million per season.

The team that has agreed to terms with the 22-year-old has yet to be confirmed.

When contacted by The Hockey News, Murray denied the report.

“I’ve heard rumors that that’s happening, but there’s no confirmation of that at this point,” said Murray.

Initially, the reports were that it was Tampa Bay that signed Meszaros, and that made enough sense. The Bolts’ defense is suspect and Meszaros would help them as they rebuild the entire blue line down there. But then came the revelations of the obvious: 1) Tampa is only about $3 million short of the salary cap (NHLNumbers.com says they’re at $53.445m), and 2) The compensation for an offer sheet in the neighborhood of and under $5,231,249 is a first-, second- and third-round pick in the ensuing year’s draft. Tampa traded their third-rounder to Pittsburgh for the rights to negotiate with Ryan Malone (success!).

So who signed Meszaros? The following is a list of teams that have all the picks necessary to sign him:

  • Pittsburgh
  • New Jersey
  • New York Rangers
  • New York Islanders
  • Carolina
  • Washington
  • Atlanta
  • Florida
  • Detroit
  • Columbus
  • St. Louis
  • Nashville
  • Edmonton
  • Vancouver
  • Colorado
  • Dallas
  • Phoenix

Of those, only the Islanders, Caps, Panthers, Blue Jackets, Blues, Canucks, Avs and Coyotes have the cap space or room on their self-imposed spending limits to have signed Meszaros to a deal of this kind.

This part is me throwing crap at the wall, but I really think this is a move Phoenix would and probably should make. Their blue line is thin at the top (Ed Jovanovski, Derek Morris, Kurt Sauer and Zbynek Michalek make up the top four) and Morris is coming off the books after this season. Phoenix could also make a big step forward in the West this year and maybe, if they perform to their massive potential and things break as expected in the depths of the East’s basement, even have the pick fall lower than the 10-12 range.

The Coyotes also need to get someone to run the point on the power play and find a suitable replacement for traded-away Keith Ballard (not that I wouldn’t do that Jokinen deal again in a heartbeat).

Plus, the Coyotes are still below the cap floor of $40.3 million (at $39.067 million). Would it surprise me that it was someone other than the Coyotes? No. Most of the listed teams could use him (that Avs’ second pairing is hurting), but I think it’s the best fit.

AND ANOTHER THING:

“I think Mez is a potentially good young defenseman who had a bit of an off-year this past year, and we’ve asked their camp to entertain that in what we’re trying to do with him,” Murray said.

So that’s worth exploring. It would be tough to match the lofty expectations Meszaros set for himself with his 10-29-39 rookie campaign that featured him finishing +34(!) and certainly Murray is right to point out that the 2007-08 season wasn’t at that standard.

However, Meszaros was still the Sens’ best blue line threat with the man advantage (16 points was tied for the team lead with the likewise departed Wade Redden). A quick peak at a few stats sites show that Meszaros’ point totals have gone 39, 35, 36 with goal totals of 10, 7, 9. Pretty consistent there, no? So maybe it was his hits and blocked shots that declined? Not especially. His 101 hits and 100 blocked shots were both down from 124 and 143, respectively, in 2006-07, and 128 and 124 in his rookie season. Not a huge dropoff. Turnover ratios, you say? In 2005-06: -22, 2006-07: -47, 2007-08: -15. And while I don’t put much stock in plus-minus, he went from -15 last season to +5.

Basically, I don’t see Murray’s argument. From the look of things he seems to have become a smarter hockey player if nothing else, while holding more or less the same stat lines across the board. If Jeff Finger’s worth $3.5 million and Ron Hainsey’s worth $4.5 million, Meszaros is worth $5 million. Maybe not to the Sens, but to someone, and it’s disingenuous of Murray to say otherwise.


The Two-Line Pass 2008-09 NHL season preview: The St. Louis Blues

Thu August 28, 2008

We’re now something like 40 days out from the start of the NHL season so I figure this is as good a time as any to start doing the season previews. This is mainly for two reasons: 1) I am lazy and there’s no way I’ll do one of these every day, and 2) This is early enough that if I just stop doing them entirely you’ll have forgotten by October anyway. Oh and I guess also to show off my near-infinite knowledge of the National Hockey League. I’ll be previewing the teams in reverse order of finish in the 2007-08 season. Please note, though, that this is the opinion of one man, however smart and handsome he may be.

St. Louis Blues, you’re on the clock.

Just like in this picture, E.J. has very little help around him.

Just like in this picture, E.J. has very little help around him this year.

Take a quick look at the St. Louis Blues website and you’ll notice something. There’s not a lot of content about being prepared to win again, or about a big-time free agent being excited to be on the team. Instead, it’s a lot of kids’ stuff.

“PROSPECTS HAVE SOMETHING TO PROVE,” screams the first headline. Clicking on “Learning the ropes,” brings you to a story about David Perron’s rookie season. Click on either of those and you’ll find a story on the right side of the page about T.J. Oshie being a leading Calder Candidate. Four stories in, there’s finally a story on a veteran, in this case new captain Eric Brewer.

The subtle point of this, of course, is to prepare Blues fans for a tough season. How tough? Their big free agent signing this summer was Andy Wozniewski. That’s how tough. And it’s not as though they didn’t have money to spend. Pending the contracts for Matt Foy and Brad Winchester, they’re still going to be about $7.5 million below the salary cap.

Not that it wasn’t tough last year. Fourth-worst record in the league and only 79 points last year. Brad Boyes and Paul Kariya were the team’s leading scorers, potting just 65 points each. Had Boyes, who popped in 43 goals last year to finish tied for fifth with Henrik Zetterberg (lofty company, that) in league goalscoring, had any type of help on his line, he would have recorded far more than 22 assists. As a result of this, the Blues were 26th in the NHL in goals per game at just 2.46 a night.

Their answer to help the offense this summer was apparently Foy, who had eight points in 28 games for Minnesota last year. He is apparently going to fill the vacuum left by the trade that sent Jamal Mayers to Toronto for a 2008 third-round pick (and boy are they hoping James Livingston works out with that pick). Not that incoming rookies T.J. Oshie or Lars Eller aren’t going to be very good players. They are, and we all saw what a pair of good rookies can do for a team in Chicago last year. But Oshie isn’t his University of North Dakota teammate Jonathan Toews, and Eller for sure isn’t Pat Kane.

Eller may have lit up the Swedish junior league his draft year (55 points in 39 games) and his skills are very, very good, but he only scored two points, both assists, last year playing up with the men of the SEL. How he’ll react to the NHL is up in the air, but my guess is that it won’t be jaw-dropping.

Oshie’s a different story. In the largely defensive world of American college hockey, The Oshie, as UND fans call him, scored 142 points in 128 games. That’s insane.

It doesn’t look like the team’s ability to keep the puck out of the net will improve much either. The Blues traded for former Nashville netminder Chris Mason, but his numbers (2.90, .898) last year were more or less in line with St. Louis’ goalie average last year, if not slightly worse (2.71, .900). Manny Legace, meanwhile, is one year slower. The only other netminder they have that’s anywhere near pro-ready, let alone NHL-ready, is 6-foot-7 rookie Ben Bishop, who had a lackluster final season at the University of Maine. Believe me when I tell you that Bishop needs a lot of AHL seasoning. He’d get lit up like Times Square by some of the scorers in the Central division (Zetterberg and Datsyuk, Kane and Toews, Nash, Radulov).

The defense, apart from adding 20-year-old T.J. Fast (that’s a lot of T.J.s!) from the Kings, is more or less unchanged from last year, and it’s still fairly young for an NHL defense. Its seven current players are an average of 25.4 years old.

None of this, mind you, is meant as a means of passing judgment. I know what they are, the Blues know what they are, and you probably do too. I’m just saying, they improved not-at-all in the course of their rebuilding, apart from whatever growth and improvement their rookies and sophomores make. The future is brightish for St. Louis, but it’s not blinding, and it’s pretty far off as well.

For an only occasionally entertaining club last year that had trouble drawing fans (just 83.9 percent of tickets sold last year, 24th in the league) isn’t going to be much more entertaining this year

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Less-than-six degrees of Mike Sillinger

Wed August 27, 2008
You almost certainly know someone that knows Mike Sillinger. I know I do.

If you're like me or every NHL player, you know someone that knows Mike Sillinger.

Mike Sillinger is the ultimate journeyman. A thread on HFBoards confirms this.

Since he began his career in the 1990-91 season with Detroit, he has only been on one team for an entire year eight times. He has been traded 12 times and played for 12 different teams. In the course of those journeys, he played with a lot of people. HFBoards poster “Axel” cooked up a list of everyone currently on an NHL roster Sillinger has ever played with, and it tops out at 561 players. FIVE HUNDRED SIXTY-ONE!

After some intensive studying at the end of last season, it was determined that almost every team in the league had someone on the roster that had played on the same team as Sillinger. The only exceptions were a few rookies on Dallas and Montreal. That’s three players in the whole league, the Habs’ Carey Price, and the Stars’ Mark Fistric and Matt Niskanen.

But now the circle is complete. The Stars recently signed Landon Wilson, who played with Sillinger in Phoenix in 2003, and the Habs signed Marc Denis, who played on Sillinger’s team in Columbus for two years.

Literally everyone in the NHL is two degrees from Mike Sillinger. Kevin Bacon, meanwhile, is insanely jealous.

For fun, here is Mike Sillinger’s hockey-reference page. It is insanely long.


Seriously, what the HELL is this?

Wed August 27, 2008

Tie Domi is finally doing some good for the world. He’s helping to endorse a charity called Spread the Net, which helps buy mosquito nets for African families so that kids don’t get malaria. Seems like a good cause.

But here’s a commercial(?) for Spread the Net featuring Domi and Cuba Gooding, Jr. that’s just… surreal. Domi calls his commercial co-star “Q-ba,” which is not how you pronounce his name, Gooding calls himself Domi’s “photo negative” and then they go on a strange tangent about the amount of children they each have before closing with Gooding’s “classic” line from Jerry Maguire, slightly (and hilariously!) modified to be more appropriate to their current situation.

Oh it’s just a hoot.


That’s the tastiest four-year extension I’ve ever heard

Wed August 27, 2008
Get it?

Get it?

The Sharks made one of the shrewder moves of their offseason today, locking up promising young defenseman Marc-Edouard Vlasic to a four-year, $12.4 million deal that kicks in after this season.

While some of the moves the Sharks have made at the blueline this offseason — signing Rob Blake, and trading for Brad Lukowich and Dan Boyle — have been questionable given the franchise’s strong depth at the back, especially in kids like Vlasic and the now-traded Matt Carle and Ty Wishart. They’ve gotten older without necessarily getting better throughout the defensive corps (Rob Blake has to be pushing 50 at this point, right?) and it seems like a pretty short-sighted plan from GM Doug Wilson, but this Vlasic signing is a very good move.

Vlasic, whom the Sharks selected with the second-round pick they got in the deal that sent Miikka Kiprusoff to Calgary, may not put up big offensive numbers (two goals, 14 points last year), but he eats minutes like someone who is not just 21 years old, and he blocks shots.

“We think he’s one of the best young defensemen in the game and he plays in all situations,” General Manager Doug Wilson said Wednesday. “And we think he’ll only get better playing with some of the players we’ve added this summer.”

Conventional wisdom out west has San Jose pairing him with Blake, and Vlasic likes the area and team and wanted to stay long-term. Makes sense for both sides.

In two years, we’ll all be grumbling about what a great deal Vlasic, at just $3.1 million a season, is for the Sharks.


More like SuckHL2k9, right guys?

Tue August 26, 2008
How did I get myself into this?

"How did I get myself into this?"

Due to some unforseen delays (that EA promises is an issue on Microsoft’s end rather than their own), the NHL09 demo that was supposed to have been released this week is going to remain under wraps for a little while longer.

But fear not, video game hockey nerds! The fine folks over at 2k have released the demo for NHL2k9. For lack of anything better to do on a Wednesday afternoon when I should have been at work, I gave it a whirl for four or five periods.

Here’s my protracted hands-on thoughts on it:

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Shean Donovan can’t score on junior high goalie

Tue August 26, 2008
Handsy, Dono. Real handsy.

Handsy, Dono. Real handsy.

With NHLers in the Ottawa area looking for goalies to help them prepare for the upcoming season, sometimes things can get a little desperate. That’s why Chris Kelly, Chris Neil, Chris Phillips, Shean Donovan, Anton Volchenkov and Jason Smith and several other National Hockey League players ended up ripping shots at some eighth grader.

When a scheduled goalie didn’t show up on time to the training session, Chris Neil started scrambling. He stuck his head in the first locker room he could find, and asked the first available goalie with pads on if he would mind getting out on the ice with them. It just so happened that goalie was 13-year-old Christian Rusu.

Was it a step up from anything he had ever experienced before?
“More like a big leap,” he said as he removed his goalie mask, revealing his braces and the beginnings of a moustache.
“At first, I didn’t know what was going on in the drills because they were going so fast. It’s nothing like I have ever seen before. I came out to the top of my (goal crease), and, all of a sudden, I looked one way, then the other, and the puck was behind me and I was thinking, ‘Where did that come from?’”

Good to see they went easy on him.

As the session went on, Rusu got more comfortable and made a few saves (better than Dan Cloutier would have done). He even stopped Shean Donovan on a breakaway, which has to be the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever read in my life.

“He was really good,” Kelly said. “I’m sure it was fun for him and the boys were trying to get a rise out of him.”

Rusu goes back to class next week, where absolutely no one will believe his story, and he will surely be shunned by his peers.


The Two-Line Pass 2008-09 NHL season preview: The Atlanta Thrashers

Mon August 25, 2008

We’re now something like 44 days out from the start of the NHL season so I figure this is as good a time as any to start doing the season previews. This is mainly for two reasons: 1) I am lazy and there’s no way I’ll do one of these every day, and 2) This is early enough that if I just stop doing them entirely you’ll have forgotten by October anyway. Oh and I guess also to show off my near-infinite knowledge of the National Hockey League. I’ll be previewing the teams in reverse order of finish in the 2007-08 season. Please note, though, that this is the opinion of one man, however smart and handsome he may be.

Atlanta Thrashers, you’re on the clock.

Getting punched in the face by Evander Holyfield will be more pleasant than playing in Atlanta this year.

Getting punched in the face by Evander Holyfield will be more pleasant than playing in Atlanta this year.

No professional ice hockey team in recent memory has been torpedoed quite as badly by an executive trying to save his job as the Atlanta Thrashers. At the 2006-07 trade deadline, the Thrashers were desperately trying to secure a playoff spot and traded for Keith Tkachuk, 34-year-old Alexei Zhitnik and Pascal Dupuis. The price? Promising defenseman Braydon Coburn, promising forward Alex Bourret, a 2007 first-round pick, a 2007 third-round pick, and a 2008 second-round pick.

The thing was, everyone knew what general manager Don Waddell was doing. He had promised the Thrashers would make the playoffs. As the season went on, the Thrashers dropped in and out of a playoff spot and there was, I’m sure, much nailbiting at the Waddell household. Opposing GMs knew they had him over a barrel and took him for all they could. All three trading partners made out like bandits, really.

But Tkachuk in particular was outstanding in Atlanta, scoring 7-8-15 in 18 games with three game-winners in a Thrashers jersey. Zhitnik was very good too, posting 2-12-14 in 18 with a game-winner and playing 25-plus minutes a night. On the back of those two acquisitions, Atlanta won the division and… was promptly swept out of the playoffs by the Rangers, getting outscored 17-6 in the process.

Waddell saved his job but ruined his team. Tkachuk left town when the season was over, just like everyone knew he would. Zhitnik stayed but was really old and didn’t even scored as many points in 65 games this past season as he did in those 18 the season prior. Dupuis, of course, was traded to Pittsburgh with Marian Hossa at the deadline.

Meanwhile, Coburn was a force for the Flyers this year, scoring nine goals and 27 assists in 78 games this year and eating up 21-plus minutes a night. Not bad for a 22-year-old kid. Bourret is going to develop into a very good checking-line player one day and he’s going to help the Coyotes (to whom the Rangers later traded him) a lot this year as they rebuild. The first-round pick the Thrashers would have had was later traded to Calgary, who drafted skilled center Mikael Backlund.

The practical upshot of all this is that the Thrashers went from a 97-point team in 2006-07 to just a 76-point team last year. It’s only going to get worse this year. The team’s big off-season acquisition this year? Ron Hainsey. THE Ron Hainsey. Pulling down $4.5 million a year, Hainsey is the second-highest-paid Thrasher. Ron Hainsey!

But w-w-w-wait it gets worse. The rest of the defensive corps consists of Garnet Exelby, Boris Valabik and Toby Enstrom (all fine-ish, if not a wee bit young, defensemen) then Ken Klee, Nic Havelid. The goalies are oft-injured Kari Lehtonen (who needs to become the superstar talent he’s often touted as in a hurry) and The Moose, Johan Hedberg. Yeesh.

At least the Ilya Kovalchuk-led offense will be okay though. Except it won’t be. Not at all. Feast your eyes on some of these names and guess how many have ever broken 60 points in a season: Slava Kozlov (that’s one!), Todd White (that’s two!), Jason Williams (nope), Junior Lessard (Hobey Baker winner!), Colby Armstrong (no), Marty Reasoner (get real), Bryan Little (okay, he’s only 20), Erik Christensen (please), Grant Stevenson (no way), Eric Perrin (does college count?), Jim Slater (nuh uh), Eric Boulton (Michael Bolton has more career points), Brad Larsen (who?) and Chris Thorburn (again, who?). That’s really it, aside from rookie Angelo Esposito, who has seen his QMJHL production drop precipitously in the last two seasons and who dropped from possible Top-Five pick to No. 20 and whom the Penguins had no qualms about trading for a Rent-A-Hossa.

The two non-Kovy players that have scored 60? It was two years ago for Kozlov and six for White. The Kovy-Slava-Hossa line this is not. Aside from Kozlov and Kovalchuk, the high-water mark for 2007-08 scoring among this year’s Thrashers forwards was 37 points from White (tied for 168th in the league), and 35 from Armstrong (tied for 192nd).

On top of all that, they’re probably going to have to trade Kovalchuk at midseason because he’s unlikely to want to stay in Hotlanta. He has expressed much frustration with the team’s direction and the local papers are already getting their drum-him-out-of-town arms warmed up.

From the Atlanta Journal-Constitution at the end of last season:

His career goal was modest when the Thrashers drafted him as an 18-year-old: Become the best NHL player from Russia. Ever.

Now 24 years old, Ilya Kovalchuk might not even be the best Russian playing in the Southeast Division. The hockey world is abuzz about Russian Alexander Ovechkin lifting Washington to the playoffs in the final game of the season.

Kovalchuk, meanwhile, spent Sunday getting a season-ending physical and preparing for a vacation in Miami.

It’s really no way to treat a 52-goal scorer, however whiny he may be, and certainly not one that’s the sole reason your team scores any goals at all. That whole article is actually a pretty fascinating look at how poorly Atlanta has treated its only star player and how obviously frustrated Kovy is with the whole situation.

“I want to win something before my contract is up,” Kovalchuk said. “Hopefully, we can make the right moves and go forward. Not stand in the same place.”

All this in mind, new Atlanta bench boss John Anderson is going to have his hands full just trying not to be the worst team in the league this year.

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Rangers enjoy honoring rich tradition all of a sudden

Fri August 22, 2008
REMEMBER 1994 EVERYONE?

REMEMBER 1994 EVERYONE?

For a long time, the only two red, white, and blue banner in the rafters at Madison Square Garden bore the number 1, that of goaltender Ed Giacomin, Rod Gilbert’s No. 7.

Giacomin was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame in 1989. The Blueshirts retired his number on March 15 of the same year. He was often spectacular for the New York Rangers in the late 1960s and early ’70s. He was a six-time All-Star and won the Vezina in 1971.

Gilbert’s number was retired in 1979 and was inducted into the Hall of Fame three years later. He scored almost a point a game in his 1,065-game career and never played for anyone else.

For 15 years, Giacomin and Gilbert stood alone. In 2004, they were joined by another Ranger great, Mike Richter. Then in 2006 came Mark Messier’s No. 11. Earlier this year, it was Brian Leetch’s No. 2. Legitimate Hall of Famers, all.

And now, the Rangers have announced, they will retire the numbers of three more Broadway Blue greats beginning in February. No. 9, which belonged to both Adam Graves and Andy Bathgate, and Harry Howell’s No. 3.

Adam Graves, really? The guy who had 616 points in 1152 career games? The guy who broke .75 points per game just twice in his career? The guy who’s only 10th all-time on the Rangers’ points list behind STEVE VICKERS? They’re REALLY stretching their definition of “great” if it includes Adam Graves.

At this point, the Rangers might as well retire the number of everyone who played on the 1994 team. That’d be fine with Bettman, too, as the NHL seems to have an inexplicable love affair with everything about that team. Try watching the NHL Network for an hour and see how many times Messier is doing his best Michael J Fox impression waiting for Bettman to say, “Captain Mark Messier, somethingsomethingsomething!”

Hint: Not less than five.

Meanwhile, the Rangers can retire all the numbers they want. I’m holding out for Jeff Beukeboom Night.


Jeremy Roenick will now be slightly more insufferable

Fri August 22, 2008
And when Jeremys not onscreen, everyone should be asking, WHERES JEREMY?

"And when Jeremy's not onscreen, everyone should be asking, 'WHERE'S JEREMY?'"

Jeremy Roenick has always felt that there’s one thing the hockey-loving public doesn’t get enough of: Jeremy Roenick.

As a result, he is more than happy to let everyone know he will be in the pilot of the new TNT show “Leverage,” which permiers this December.

Roenick already had done some on-camera work, listing previous appearances with “Hack” and “Ghost Whisperer,” and this week he will begin shooting a scene in “Leverage”, a new TNT production.

The show stars Oscar winner Timothy Hutton (pfft, for Ordinary People. Raging Bull got screwed.) as, and this is an actual plot to an actual television program on an actual network, “he leads a highly-skilled team of thieves, hackers and grifters who act as modern-day Robin Hoods.”

That doesn’t sound unwatchable at all. But what role will JR, an NHL thespian if there ever was one, have on the show?

“I’m pretty proud that’s the first scene of the series opener,” Roenick said. “I play a security guard who gets duped by a woman. I have five, six or seven lines.”

“The tricky part is finding the right roles and to look natural. You’ve got to get the mannerisms and facial expressions down. If you’re too stiff, you’re not believable. The best actors are the most believable. They completely change their personality. My role is smaller, but it’s still difficult.”

Truth be told, JR is really looking forward to an acting career once he’s done with hockey, because any time spent away from the precious, precious glow of the limelight makes his innards slowly rot.

“I’m good friends with producer-director Paul Bernard and he wants to turn me into an actor when I’m done with hockey,” Roenick said. “He and his brother Tom are big producers in Los Angeles.”

Wow, THE Paul Bernard! Best of luck, JR. And if you ever need acting advice, Teemu Selanne’s just a phone call away.


The first batch of Curtis Sanford’s mask suggestions is in

Fri August 22, 2008

A few weeks ago, the Canucks announced a contest to design backup goalie Curtis Sanford’s new mask.

And now the first batch is available for the public to view. There are some doozies.

First is this one, which recalls great Canucks goaltenders of the past, like Dan Cloutier:

Then there’s this, which.. I don’t know. It’s something.

This next one didn’t actually make the contest, but HPL over at Something Awful cooked up possibly the best mask for a Canucks’ backup ever.

My favorite, though, is this one, submitted by “Bobby.” I have so many questions about it. First, what’s with the flames at the top? Second, is that eagle holding a branch that isn’t attached to a tree, or a miscolored and genetically mutated salmon? Third, will the mask itself have to be done in colored pencil? Finally, and most importantly, what is that lumberjack doing to that bear?

I am officially BEGGING Curtis Sanford to select this last one. It’s perfect in every way.